Well-chosen games are invaluable as they give students a break and at the same time allow students to practice language skills. This paper provides some sample games that can be used in the language classroom.
| QUESTIONS | ANSWERS |
|---|---|
| What animal is gray and has a trunk? | A mouse going on vacation |
| What animal eats and drinks with its tail? | All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating or drinking. |
| Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? | Because then the children have to play inside. |
| How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? | Read the label. |
| Why is an eye doctor like a teacher? | They both test the pupils. |
| Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose his job? | Because he could not control his pupils. |
| Why is mayonnaise never ready? | Because it is always dressing. |
| Do you know the story about the skunk? | Never mind, it stinks. |
| If a papa bull eats three bales of hay and a baby bull eats one bale, how much hay will a mama bull eat? | Nothing. There is no such thing as a mama bull. |
| What does an envelope say when you lick it? | Nothing. It just shuts up. |
| Why do cows wear bells? | Because their horns don't work. |
| Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? | Because he is lying. |
| What is the best way to prevent milk from turning sour? | Leave it in the cow. |
| Why does a dog wag his tail? | Because no one else will wag it for him. |
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